I'm David Suchet. I play the Belgian detective Hercule Poirot. I do
alright, i make a few quid but i got this Peter Ustinov character givin
it all this "im Hercule Poirot , mate, get out me way im gettin'
me petrol", then last monday he's behind my back trying to tell
me how to play the fruit machines and leanin' over doin' my nudges.
hes going, "Oi Suchet, i reckon i can get round your kitchen better
than you can.. and i havent even been there HAHAHA!". That got
me really angry, Usinov isnt going to make me look like a fool in my
own home, no way! I'll show him.